fuck you i'm a magic ninja unicorn

Ok.

This is not working.

Four months and half a quarter later, I have realized that tethering myself to this gargantuan time vampire for three and a half years-- until, somewhere in Pennsylvania, it vomits up my degree-- has restructured things in a way that precludes Self-Exile's Fuckery. It is tiresome, to say the least. Granted: At the time, I honestly did not expect to be going to Interweb School soon/ever.

homg I just realized that my crazed partial exit and anticlimactic return coincided with the end and beginning of 2009's television seasons. GUYS. GUYS!@!! THIS MEANS MY LJ = HOUSE M.D. Also vaeran is psychic.

Anyway, I'm back, which means!!!!



If you want to take me off your flist without me coming to your house and crying in your kitchen, now would be the time. My only request is that you say absolutely nothing when you defriend. If you choose to do this, I will note your absence on the list and have a moment of silence for our e-lationship, then reciprocate. [This offer does not extend to kuragecircus, javalinn, or ferrioclef, because I know where you all live.]

With that out of the way, A MEME.

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
teddybang goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Xena the Warrior Delivery Girl.
ahli tricks you! You get a 3.5-inch floppy disc.
bammel gives you 13 mauve banana-flavoured nuggets.
ferrioclef gives you 16 orange lime-flavoured nuggets.
javalinn gives you 12 light orange root beer-flavoured gummy bats.
kuragecircus gives you 18 dark blue coffee-flavoured jawbreakers.
nebst tricks you! You get a used tissue.
thespiv gives you 3 orange cola-flavoured wafers.
teddybang ends up with 62 pieces of candy, a 3.5-inch floppy disc, and a used tissue.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.

FUCKING YAY COFFEE-FLAVORED JAW BREAKERS.

SRSLY WAT.

( Other odd things. )

Well! That's it for me. I won't be posting in here anymore. I won't be getting a new account, unless I decide to make one later to follow stupid kpop junk. But I will be retaining the account to keep up with people on my ~flist, so if you keep the journal listed, I'll still be reading & commenting.